How can you leave if you were never really there to begin with?

EVERY 15 year old thinks they are grown up, their parents are holding them back and they need to move out. One good thing about being lower middle class, my parents could just reply “How are you planning to pay for that?” 

Is it just me or is flirting about babies deeply unsexy?

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

The last couple years have been the worst of my life. I won’t detail it, but the amount of crushing sadness and some of the thoughts that went through my head daily were slowly and completely taking over my life. I drove to the gym (which was my positive place) one day and just sat in my car and sobbed, because I…

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My son’s kindergarten class read “I Am Jazz.” It was super cute, picking him up after school that day and him asking me on the way home, “Mom, do you know what transgender is?”

Anyone who thinks TLJ “ruined mah childhood” has clearly never moved beyond that childhood.

Great news :). Hope she’s back to her old self soon.

This is totally not dirtbag related, but I wanted to reach out to those that were so kind and supportive last night when I posted about potentially putting my cat down today. She spent the day at the vet and her blood work revealed that she has an infection and that a round of antibiotics should hopefully have her…

“This happened 20 years ago, come on. Let’s talk about JFK. Let’s talk about LBJ. Stop already.”

I’m surprised no one’s thought of doing a First Wives Club premise where they reunite for Samantha’s funeral as divorcees.

Depends. The second Bridget Jones was terrible, so no one was clamoring for a third. And then Bridget Jones Baby turned out to be delightful. If we could get a final SATC movie that erased the disaster that was the second from our collective minds I wouldn’t be opposed.

Lol she can’t dance. I move more than that washing dishes

Evening, Jezzies!

I mean not knowing anything about your industry or role... No.. no that’s not normal at all. That’s not normal for just a regular human let alone a boss-employee relationship. 3 HOURS?!? Is she fillibustering??

Happy SNS!

Nails I did for an Instagram collaboration. World Ocean Day is next week 😊🐟🐚

Weinstein himself (and a few other people) are sued as individuals, in addition to the LLC. It doesn’t matter if the LLC goes out of business.

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