That is one gorgeous bébé. Mashallah.

So is this a horror movie? I can’t imagine a worse nightmare than being a woman and hearing the thoughts of men around me

No?

+ “Are you feeling my Timbs, my baggy jeans, my thug appeal?” [emphasis mine]

Hi Joey

JC was also the better dancer. I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL.

He looks like he borrowed Tom Hiddleston’s wig from Thor: Ragnarok.

That’s not enough anything to sustain anyone. I wish celebrities stopped mentioning their fake menus. All they do is encourage eating disorders.

My kind of nostalgia

I haven’t had a drink in almost three years (just for diet reasons and I got tired of the red wine headaches) but damn a Cosmo sounds good.

I really hope they don’t take pollen from bees who’ve worked hard to collect it just to sell to rich, gullible idiots. Just scrape it off the hood of your car or scoop it up from water puddles.

Maybe the disgusting mucilaginous horror that is chia turns her smoothie into something more pudding-like and spoonable? Like all things Kardashian, it’s a mystery.

It allegedly helps with seasonal allergies, if said pollen is from the area you live in. I have been consuming local honey and allergy tea, and it’s doing wonders. I’m not suffering nearly as much as I have in past years. *knock on wood*

no one in the united states gets to feel offended when they’re assumed to be gullible idiots

If it’s only for a small circle of your friends, don’t post it on twitter. Why are these supposedly adult people behaving like 15-year-olds in the early days of facebook?

“Jay says the pair met on Christian Mingle in an interview with No Jumper in March and comments on the possibility of having a baby. “I don’t wear condoms. . . I would not want to f–k a bitch I did not want to get pregnant,” he says. “If Chyna got pregnant, I would keep that s–t like ‘ohh daddy love you,’ I love that…

Blac Chyna is apparently pregnant again and should also consider getting a new rep.