Well this is traumatizing.

New Queer Eye has pretty much changed my life. And I mean this completely seriously and unironically. My real life gay bestie made me start watching it. And I’ve never felt so encouraged and good about myself. In 33 years. I don’t care that it’s hokey and cheesy and a bit over the top. I’ve been in sad rejected…

Don’t panic. Don’t believe the smoke & mirrors when you can analyze & fact-check whether they’re giving out propaganda and fake news, and don’t give in.

If you say “I don’t like to spread rumors” and then don’t immediately shut all the way up then you DO like it and all you need is a bit of prodding to get that ball a’rollin’.

And wasn’t Blake Shelton also married when he started dating Miranda too? What’s this bullshit about karma, son?

Hey! They lost the presidency to a treasoness sexual predator and barely beat a lecherous bigoted judge. I don’t know where I’m going with this but neither do they and that’s a big problem.

they’re no longer around to grill anyone

That to the nth power. I read that and wanted to physically hurt Mika. Yes, because that seemingly innocuous remark is the most disgusting defense of patriarchy. Female bodies exist for other people’s benefit, exploitation, and often pleasure, according to this. Well, nuh uh.

“This woman has a husband. A husband. She didn’t deserve this! HE didn’t deserve this! You’ve ruined her ... for him.”

Of all the hot takes, this one annoyed me the most:

I was only passingly familiar with Michelle Wolf before her blistering performance at the WHCD. Now she is my everything. The pearl-clutching by the very media outlets she savaged is somehow hilarious and pathetic.

Obviously, they hated Stephen Colbert back in the day too. That said, do you think the set would have been perceived differently if it was a man telling the jokes? Is she being dinged for not playing nice, like a good girl should?

We need to stop playing this game with the right wing. They elected a president who publicly mocked disabled people during his campaign speeches. Who gives a shit what the right wing thinks. All that matters is dismantling right wing power as quickly as we can. Vote. Ignore right wing distractions. It’s the only…

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

John Legend was even gracious enough to somehow turn that into a chance to promote his coming single. That’s tact, which I’m sure Kanye didn’t even understand.

Old Film’s Take:

This. He has bipolar and he’s an Gemini. Dude is going through something. I hope he gets help. Being in the public eye isn’t good for his mental health.

Only 8? What are you? A three-toed cat?