“Burger buns don’t really matter. Stop overthinking them.”

Wow he was late to the game. 

Would you add nuts to that, might I recommend cashoes?

“Are there a bunch of people out there who previously had no interest in a Whopper but are now rushing out to BK for a Nelly Meal?”

Hey now Nelly is still relevant, he just played at our hick county fair.

On the flip side dont ask me for feedback on literally every single transaction in my life.

Kind of like "I'm sorry I have an 'anger management' problem"...it's not my fault because I am going blame a term that absolves me from that behavior. (It does not absolve you from that behavior).

Actually you can be held on an “72 hour investigative hold” without being charged (3 days).

There a lot of people that are fully disconnected. 

He did not pay for this, this is all publicity for CVT.

No no no nope. I want a drink kissed with the taste of purple diesel...I am not drinking alcoholic bong water.

Step 1: Take a big bong hit.

The problem is every place wants an app on my phone. Every fast food, every restaurant, every product on the damn shelf, my doctor, my daughters school, my bank, on and on and on.

How things have changed. 

“Customers would often order the fried rice and nothing else”.

An old fridge works too, just remove all plastics and replace the sealing with fireproof rope or sealing. 

I rarely use my pellet smoker, but a couple of times I will use it for ribs or pulled pork with excellent results.

This rescue came with the name Sugar. 

“Sorry sir this is a Wendy’s.”