Wow that was a wHopper.

If your the type of person (like I am) who takes the time to complain about something also be that type of person (like I am) to compliment something.

Get out of here with your common sense and logic this is the internet. 

Locally we have a restaurant owner/philanthropist (Joel Watson) who teamed up with the city mayor/local pot shop owner (Steve Lee) to open up a snack store called Joel Exotics,

Maybe if they went a bit slower the people waiting in line would have been a bit less patient and a bit more angry.

I think the following lyrics from the Ween song “Pumping for the Man” seem appropriate:

A quarter pounder with cheese and a cheeseburger happy meal with fries.

How about the payday with BBQ flavored peanuts. 

I’ve found/discovered great candy in gas stations.

“I like to think we’re reaching a higher level of sandwich consciousness.”

Ughh...mashed potatoes. Don’t get me wrong but it is what I am expected to bring to the large Thanksgiving dinner every year. I cannot make them on site so they sit in crock pots for a couple of hours. There also isn’t really anyway to make them “uniquely my own”.

“Nobody I know or have spoken to had supplies stockpiled because we weren’t told that might be necessary.”

Regarding your lede photo, who holds a taco like that?

Did you know a cheeseburger is just a plain old hamburger with cheese on it?

My Jewish friends are cheating me out by not sharing some with this goyum.

Watch the documentary "Super Size Me 2: Holy Chicken!"

I think they are going to hand bread them at the stores (read that in another comment). If that’s the case I sure they will be using pre cooked chicken patties.

I remember their ”International” oblong chicken sandwiches.

Microwaves a great at boiling water and that’s it.

Wait, what you are microwaving steak and I the grey one in this conversation?