Kinkmedic tm.

I think I know you, they used to call me Pukejet

Jello juggling also would be a great progression into Jello sports

I can’t wait until this is illegal and driven underground.

Were they Mandarin oranges?

“not to mention a specific straw diameter”...

I may not agree with your entire comment but I am 100% behind your last line.

My diet Coke button would make me an ungrey.

“WELL I’M THE DAD RIGHT NOW DEAL WITH IT!”

So add baking soda so your ground meat browns better and doesn’t turn grey that answers that.

I always wanted to run into him, go up and pretend he was Alton Brown just to piss him off...he seems the type.

And don’t buy ground meat in a tube.

Is it peanut powder or peanut butter powder because you used both of these terms in this article?

“Essentially, they don’t want to bad enough”.

My mom gave us two options:

Now if we can get the chilito back that would make my day

What about the glass in Capt’n Crunch? Judging but the damage those things do to your mouth I assume it's around 50%.

Meth pipe from a line worker got lost I am assuming 

Microwaves are good for boiling water and thats it.

7) you must be ungreyed on Kinja