There are other places for politics.

Let the water trickle just a bit, moving water is much harder to freeze

With the amount of happy meals a franchise sells a month this will cost the franchise just a couple more cents per unit, but since McDonald’s worked hard to make this news it allows franchises to increase the cost by 75 cents.

“Shoplifting Has Increased During the Pandemic—But Customers Are Mostly Taking Food”

Just going to leave this here.

The double down used fried breaded chicken as the bun, therefore the outermost layer was bread.

Not in a world where you pronounce a word ending in E as an A sound 

Probably yes to both of those questions 

I would have never thought it but I wound up with a very friendly albino rat. You would be surprised how friendly these creatures are.

Are you starring you own replies?

“Why is this a matter that needs something written about it”

Pretty good, so far I have only managed to turn one into a turd.

Or you can call their customer service line and point out that it’s kind of funny that a national corporation would run a promotion that requires people to alter their physical appearance to enter.

Not a hot dog, a three course cannoli

I would like to see one cut lengthwise to see the layers.

You are a genius, but if you could come up with an everlasting sandwich you would be a "hero".

A Frenchman making a record making pizza?, yeah right.

Creamed eel

KFC extra crispy chicken put chunks of the crispy skin in the mashed potatoes it is the best

OK I am tasked w the mashed potatoes every year and every year I complain I get to bring the most boring dish.