To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Give A-Rod a better show.

Lol, you admitted to watching PTI every day.

Brown’s Brewster Warble

Meanwhile the Ryan brothers just scored primo seats for George Fucking Thorogood & the Destroyers in Cabazon, CA. Best revenge is livin well my brother.

No. You are wrong and should hate yourself like a twink staffer for Louis Gohmert.

Pandas are overrated anyways. They eat trees and don’t like to fuck.

The FDR who set the marginal tax rate at 90+%? Nah.

Damn, dude. That’s some good fucking writing.

Hell is an endless maze of sports arena bathrooms where adult men wearing football jerseys are waiting to piss on me.

I am already mad at the 10,000 word spotlight piece on Grayson Allen’s comeback going into his final year at Duke.

OK, I will.

Players only love you when they’re playing.

Here’s the best part: Last Sunday, 60 Minutes showed Frank Luntz aghast at how uncivil people in his focus groups were. He looked really upset. Except, fuck you Frank Luntz. You were the guy who organized a united effort by the Republicans to deny Obama anything out of spite. You built this, you propagandist piece of…