Douchenozzle, making copious cabbage despite being a, 69-72

This guy looks like Keith Olbermann’s untalented little brother.

Wait til Shitstain McOldwhite finds out that God rested after only 6 days.

Poor girl. I bet he hardly even wants to fuck her.

Chris Christie: “True Heart”

She’s like Marie Osmond’s whorish lookalike. Her doppelskanker, if you will.

“Yeah, Bob...you told me Papa Smurf would nut all over me without warning, but I didn’t listen. I owe you a Coke. See you in a few.”

Smoked salmon vodka probably tastes similar to Kathie Lee Gifford cunnilingus.

I loved the unnecessary comma followed directly by the unnecessary ellipsis. Everything about this is wonderful except for the people-really-do-this-shit thing.

More like Nadlow amirite?