Wait, where did they find the microchirp again?

I will believe them once they find the microchirp.

I was barely a teenager during y2k, and I grew up in a bad neighborhood. All I remember was that everyone all of a sudden had a gun, and the local gangsters were pretty trigger happy in December 1999. I think it never hurts to have a couple day supplies and something to defend yourself with. I don't believe any of…

While I may not believe the end of the world is in 2012 I'm going to stock up anyways. I feel like there is way too many crazies out there who do believe in it, and may take to the streets a little early.

I thought that headline picture was from a movie!

Unfortunately just lost mine. Cool trick though, you can set off an explosion if you hit a uranium core with it.

Not sure, but isn't this going to rust unless he adds carbon and makes it steel?

Let's remain optimistic about this. If everyone gets fat, airlines will start making bigger seats out of sheer necessity. This means bigger seats for us skinny people.

Holy crap that lady using the viewtron looks so much like my mom in the 80's!!

Or you could just taze them.

Just pepper spray them once you have the iPad in your hands. Walk away.

How about we tax everyone and everything the same? That would be far less than what everyone already effectively gets deducted from their pay. And would save us a ton of money since we can lay off at least half the IRS staff.

I have an Apple quicktake haha!

Run! Shombies!!

I'd be willing to bet that they do have them, maybe a few, but instead of taking them out of the silos (costs money) to parade them around tanks which probably get 1MPH (costs money) all to store them again (costs money) they just feed a few peasants to mock up some missiles.

So we are somewhat cooperative, yet enjoy a good challenge. I know what you mean.

I'd be willing to bet that the first confirmed cases of zombies might come from the vicinity of that area

Right there with you.

Oh yea, and NDAA

Is the problem seriously that bad that we need internet police? Wtf, why can't private companies hire their own damn cyber security instead of relying on the government to do it for them, essentially having taxpayers foot the bill for something they should be responsible for in the first place?