I can't wait. Never been there.

I see best buy ads on here all the time, me thinks they won't be so happy with trash talking them geek squad boys. But then again, I was one of them, and I've got stories to tell.

Think of every public urinal you've been to, especially ones at the beach and lakes. Now think of hundreds of drunk guys going there and splishy splashy all over the place. Still want THAT beer?

Great, I've got a Zion hiking trip in July, now I besides flash flooding I have to worry about booby trapped areas

Let it be known. There is more than one.

I know I need help, I am addicted to sex with hot girls.

Does this apply to sharing your "special" moments on facebook?

It's about half price over at amazon!

Thank you for taking my late submission. You guys rock!

I'd love to know how other companies/corporations logo's hide this stuff in plain sight. This is very interesting, especially since they use runes. I've heard something about the shell logo, but haven't figured it out yet.

Also known as a VERY urban environment.

Okay, I can think of one thing. When I was 9 and traveling through Mexico I saw a pig get slaughtered by first calming it down and then sticking a screwdriver directly into its heart. This kills it immediately and reduces the amount of toxins it releases when stressed (or so I was told).

Here, I'll fix it for you.

Who says I haven't been to gym on drugs? I'll tell you this though, it becomes really hard to remember what the hell you were working out after 15 minutes. So you end up doing random things, just make sure to have a friend there with you so you don't end up in the sauna on accident. You will die.

I will have a mammoth burger in my lifetime!! Yesss!!!!

Yea, I don't think he knows what it means.

I've always drank red bull before the gym!! Hell yes!!! #winning

Seriously? Who uses condoms anymore?

Spray it with liquipel!!!

All I'm reading here is that I am supposed to pop a multi-vitamin and some fish oil right after some fries and everything will be peachy, amiright?