Take up an Amateur license. A basic radio is peanuts now and you don’t need to get HF access. In cases of emergency cell service will fail or be deliberately cut off. (This is SOP in cases where they assume a bomb or terrorist attack is involved).

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

It is worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving subs out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come out with an addendum.

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders