...and then he goes on to complain "who the fuck carries cash these days?"

"wahh, i'm rich and my needs aren't being catered to! why society no pay credit for things like meee?!"

this is all definitely going to take a big blow to his job, what with getting caught with his pants down and all on this one. politicians need to realize that while in office, they ain't just any tom, dick, or harry anymore. capitol hill is going nuts all over this scandal. personally though, i think they're all…

it's called The Magic of Scheherazade.

i'm laughing and crying at the same time right now.

Mister Iwata, what was more of an inspiration for your console's ridiculous name? the juicy, vagina-melting, ass-swaying hook of a Lil' Wayne hit, or Steve Oedekirk's scripted shenanigans?

you gotta do work to glimpse the game's nipple.

this guy, cermak. this guy.

tablets on all consoles, really stupid names for Sony and Ninty's new machines, empty threats from Shiggy about no new Zelda games... it's not even over yet.

(mistake, bleh)

...but what about their personalities?

oh GOD that game was epic for its time and console.

this is just one wacky e3, huh?

holy shit i can't stop laughing right now... (just watched a "Friday" marathon the other day on veetle)

Don't be alarmed, Luke. It looked pretty cuddly when the concept was unveiled back in 2007.

true, true...

he also wanted to weasel his son out of jail and profit off of a new reality show based on his jailed son.

Mr. Molyneaux, would you kindly shut the f*** up about what's gonna be in your new games.

okay we're all gonna play MarioSomething-or-other, but only one of us gets the good controller.

just stopped by to give zynga one of these.