Actually I’m a Freddy Adu fan.

Things Ronaldo is better at than Messi:

If the invaders somehow make it snow like a quarter inch, DC will self destruct all by itself.

I got 11 balls today

I hope they go undefeated and score 1,000 points per game. I hope they melt the arenas in which they play because they make the ball move so beautifully, and so quickly, that the air becomes super-heated with the vigorous masturbation of the assembled angelic hosts of heaven. I hope Kevin Durant, Steph Curry, Klay…

Russ Westbrook is gonna put up 35/8/11 over a season and the Thunder will go 42-40 for the 8 seed.

I already feel sad for Westbrook. Not as sad for the Sonics Thunder.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

No one in this story got shot, eaten by an alligator, or busted for methamphetamine distribution, so I fail to see how this is the quintessential Florida story.

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

So with 9 years of hindsight, the obvious conclusion to draw is...Simmons was 100% correct here?

Batting practice? Oh fuck off (to Hample, not you BP). THAT DOES NOT COUNT.

+1 HBO Series killer

Give Girardi a break; Vince Vaughn has been doing it for more than a decade.

That woman is the color of a trophy statue.

In Soviet Russia, championship-destined team lose to you.

Remember, folks. That must have been the best take.

This article is bad, the author is worse, and Lil B the Based God can go fuck himself.

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Fuck Billy Haisley.