I would not be surprised if this was the truth (her never getting asked out). I saw something similar with a drop dead gorgeous friend of mine. Every nice guy would never approach her because they just assumed she was out of their league, while the only people to ever approach were jackasses who thought they were…

Unabashed ‘Don’t Trust the B’ fan. I have no idea why that did not take off, but I have a friend in “the business” who explained television to me once. She said “If middle america can’t relate to it, it will not take off, unless the tweens\young adults love it in the rest of the country. Also, most people don’t want…

oh god no.

That’s it. I’m digging out my old fuzzy, yellow Modrobes.

(edit: I just visited their facebook page and they are out of business. I nearly shed a tear.)

I have considered, if I ever get married, carrying a bouquet of basil that has started to bloom.

Almost every time I buy a big bunch of kale (or chard, etc.) at the farmer’s market I hold it like a bouquet and do some bride-style parading. I REALLY like vegetables?

Cabbage flowers are legit lovely.

I’m a bridesmaid in a Catholic wedding next year.

My insertion was absolutely painless. I had to be told it was over. I’ve had no kids and only took 2 ibuprofen beforehand. My periods have gone from 8 days of heavy bleeding and horrible cramping to barely needing a pantyliner for 4 days....sooo, YMMV ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

try the skeleton twins or welcome to me and sing that same tune. she’s brilliant.

Can I just smoke some weed and drink some bourbon and call it a day.

crunchy granola stuff rocks

Hats are an underrated solution for anti-aging. Sunblock and wide-brim hats for all! :)

Rose hip seed oil and the old standby vitamin e is great for scarring and pigmentation issues as well. My [facial] skin is noticeably more even in tone since replacing my daily moisturizer with rose hip seed oil.

I’m going to come off like a crunchy granola woman, but here goes:

Yes. Sunblock for all! Alternately, never go outside.