Well…yes they would. Have we all forgotten about Exodus: Gods and Kings, already?

Alright, we get it, you think the movie will suck and think everyone who disagrees is naive. Thanks for that important information, now quit being a prick.

I'd prefer oddball failures to endless reboots, remakes, and sequels of the same couple franchises every few years.

Yes, but it's the good kind of convoluted bullshit.

I haven't seen many people mistakenly admire Light the way people do Tyler Durden and so forth; the fans I've met all seem to get that he's a deluded asshole.

It would be one thing if they were claiming the characters were Asian, but as far as I can tell, it's an American remake of an Asian movie recast with American characters/actors. No different than The Ring or The Departed in that respect.

Our most devoted Taylor Swift and Beyonce fans are working feverishly to fix that.

Starburst ads always seem aimed right at stoned teenagers watching TV at 2 AM. Which is probably their main demographic, so it all works out.

I think everyone in their 20s has at least one Courage the Cowardly Dog villain that made them shit their pants as a kid (or right now). Personally, I can't decide between King Ramses and Dr. Zalost.

In terms of commercials, there was one I remember from my youth, maybe '96 or so, for Tamagotchi (or something similar). It had two girls dressed as angels playing Tamagotchi in fluffy-cloud-heaven. IIRC it went like this:

The well-made ones can get me, but a lot of them are just so poorly photoshopped that the effect is lost.

I can't understand people who think Perfect Sense is anything other than the most hellish apocalypse imaginable, but apparently some people see it as a sweet, kind of melancholy fantasy-romance. The very concept was enough to give me nightmares.

IIRC, the term trypophobia was coined just ten years ago, after researchers suddenly realized that a lot of people had this strange and specific fear that didn't map to any existing phobia.

The name "Suck My Kiss" sounds like it would fit right in on Spinal Tap's Greatest Hits, right in between Sex Farm and Lick My Love Pump.

The Gawker-sphere, for whatever reason, seems to have a deep and passionate interest in persuading people that Boston is a racist, anti-intellectual, rednecky shithole, and that's seeped into the larger conversation somehow. It seems too simple to say it's because they're from New York, but I can't think of anything…

Relevant: https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

Hi, my name is Spaghetti Lee and I scare like (in the words of one observer) "a little bitch." This most recently manifested in my inability to finish The Babadook despite a bunch of jerks assuring me going in that "it wasn't really scary."

Yeah, it's like does the rest of the internet have worse bowels than my IBS-stricken cat? You can't even talk about fast food without someone warning about the 12 hours of volcano-shits that are sure to come.

OK, get this; it's this innocent childlike thing, but put in a distinctly non-childlike context. People are gonna have their minds fucking blown.

I figured he was just too uncomfortable saying "naughty Angela Merkel."