Another good movie one: Hobbes is reading the blurb for a cheap Kaiju film; "'Japanese cast; two big rubbery monsters slug it out over a major metropolitan center in a battle for world supremacy…' and people say foreign film is inaccessible."

Especially because you could do whole different categories like best art, best one-liner, funniest sight gag, etc.

"You can't feed me dog food! I'm the President of the United States!"

Well, glad he got over that whole can't-enter-a-church thing.

And he only has 35 cents from that? Man, I thought Hobbes would have more self-worth, being a tiger and all.

Any Adult Swim show, really. Aqua Teen has to replace either their or Carl's house every episode, Sealab is constantly getting blown up, and Space Dandy probably racked up a few billion in spaceship costs.

Ironically enough, Watterson fooled everyone into thinking Chagrin Falls was real, and he actually grew up in Grim Reaper Gorge.

In unison: "YOUR turn!"

GROSS Club treasurer duties.

I think it's an extra five.

La dee tum tee tum…I'm just going to get a bucket. Nothing wrong, don't worry, just need a bucket to hold some…stuff. Doo dee doo…

I wasn't aware that 'food poisoning-related comedy' was common enough to be a cliche.

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I believe the technical term for that is 'penis'.

'Berklee' sounds like one of those annoying made-up baby names from the last decade. Like you'd hear it in a roll call in a kindergarten class in between 'Kayden' and 'Destiny'.

Has there ever been a white artist who bragged about how much black people love him and it was actually true?

Yeah, and why didn't Hermione just use the Time Turner again? And what's the deal with airline food anyhow?

I'm always slightly surprised he isn't British, or at least Australian.

So how does that work, exactly? Like, when people ask you something you just stare at them with a knitted brow and sad wet eyes and slowly shake your head?

Please tell me 'fakku' isn't just non-translated slang for 'fuck'.