I'm going to find a way to use the phrase "I thought you were a dong-hanger" this week, just you wait.

a completely devastating yet believably simple narrative out of what initially seemed like a stale, well-trod premise.

Conspiracy kooks have always been with us (indeed, stuff published by anti-communist extremists and white supremacists in the 60's-70's makes some of today's crowd look positively sane) they just have more ways to be heard.

Can I stage an intervention for Lasseter at this point?

And his second question was about the education system! Dude's got his priorities straight.

I'm looking forward to Movies: The Video Game myself. You ARE Adolph Zukor! Collect the seven golden filmstrips to found Paramount Pictures!

Hmm…this one, right? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Liking Sharon Jones, St. Vincent, or Jack White is 'laughable'? Sheesh, tough crowd.

The fuzziness/loudness of that song (compared to the rest of pop radio) is a nice change of pace. I've made a lot of progress fighting depression this summer and "I Wanna Get Better" and "Ain't It Fun" have been a nice soundtrack to that, cheesy as that sounds.

I'll fess up and say Paramore's "Ain't It Fun". Incredibly catchy and nice production, and I think the "grow the fuck up" lyrics are a nice change of pace.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

The average person never stuffs gerbils up their ass.

I don't know if you're picking them on purpose or not, but man, the people who do this feature sure have a big ol' collective hate-boner for mid-90s pop-grunge.

I'M AN ABOMINATION! And I'm coming to your house after schooooool!