My goodness, that is one tasty Pita.

You’ll want to mute the video IMMEDIATELY

Nope. Panda Express is nowhere to be found. You’ll probably find a real panda to eat before then.

I’m a black man and I get pissed off when people get offended about dumb stuff. Clint Eastwood and I probably have different standards of what is dumb, though.

Enhance!!!

I spoke to two pro trump people this week and both are completely motivated by a hatred of hillary that borders on the pathological. When asked why they hate her the reply is that she is a liar. But they seem unconcerned that trump lies. It’s a very interesting bit of cognitive dissonance

I’ll go further than that, I believe he’s a malignant narcissist (or narcissistic sociopath), and that malignant narcissists increasingly seem to occupy many [if not most] of the top positions within the GOP. Birds of a feather...

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

It’s an artisinal fairy.

your “naiveness” to the word “naivete”, as well as your condescending attitude, is astounding.

He really should have apologized. It’s pretty unprofessional to be playing a game while at work. At least he was honest about his actions. Still pretty shitty though.

You're not growing the wheat or the avocados? Poser.

Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

I never was exclusive back in the day either....

Nothing wrong with my reading comprehension, thanks. I’ll break it down:

And now these over-grown children are being targeted by muggers (they do like low-hanging fruit, and probably don’t expect much resistance from this crowd). Grow the fuck up, America - you’ve got far more important things to attend to.

How is this sign any more legal then attaching a flashing red light to the top of your car?

Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

Blame Capitalism. News used to be considered a public service... but these days these stations are for-profit agencies. Combine that with 24-hour broadcast and there is a dearth of meaningful news to fill the time, which creates an impetus to break news first and to sensationalize anything on the air.

Call a doctor, your sense of humor is broken.