I’m an anti-manscaping dude. I shave my face and get my hair cut. Whatever else happens, happens.

Your poor Fiesta. That makes me sad.

Right? What kind of parent doesn’t see an 1180 SAT score and go, “Honey, I love you very much, but we need to be realistic about this.”

I’m a long time out of college but my parents advice would have been “do better at another school and transfer”

I wouldn’t be totally shocked if her parents were the ones who put this in her head. Mommy and Daddy were embarrassed that their legacy didn’t hold enough sway with the Admissions Office to get her in so “blame the coloreds” and don’t let her think she didn’t get in because their alumnus checks weren’t big enough.

IT is unutterably sad to me that her parents did not sit her down and make her realize that she did not get in to the college of her choice because she did not earn it. Bottom line. These upper middle class parents need to get real with their offspring: race and money can only get you so far. Granted, it will get you…

Well, you don't want to take any chances when you cork.

Sorry to hear about your small penis.

You don’t like Wal-Mart, so you think it’s ok to set one on fire? Wow.

So your fine with people destroying others property as long as you dislike that person. Your parents must be so proud.

You’ll hear stories about people suffocating to death cause they lost their iphone.

I am very much a believer in doing everything we can to prevent climate change. But this anecdotal evidence at best.

Nothing compared with the gorilla that had to be shot because a white kid from white parents didn’t mind their child.

In the world of the millennial, everything is racist.

You are not responsible for the actions of your 29 year old adult son. You are, however, responsible for supervising your minor child when taking them into public situations...especially when said child is repeating their urge to climb into a fucking zoo exhibit but why am I trying to reason with a moron? Byeeeeeeeeeee

So if the parent of that kid wanted to keep the little angel out of harms way she should have done it, that’s the counterpoint to your idiotic logic. No seriously though we get it, your little Braiyden is too young to understand the consequences of his actions so it’s not his fault, and it’s ABSOLUTELY not your fault…

@thisisnotmybeautifulcomment: @Vai Sikahe-man: If I was this guy I'd be carping about it too.

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@thisisnotmybeautifulcomment: It seems like they put some rules in just for the halibut.

That tournament seems so soleless now...