Like the worm that went in to my mouth, Miss Hoover?

“Most Successful Settle Ment EVER!” (sic)

If bumbling donnie took the US to war with Iran, there could be no doubt that whatever the actual outcome, he would declare:

Does this mean there’s no third Deadpool?

I think that’s early installment weirdness more than anything else.

Guinan is an El-Aurian Listener: “They’re easy to talk to.”  it was elaborated in Generations and an episode of DS9.

You recall that Daimler-Benz bought Chrysler for $38 Billion in 1998 and sold it off for $6 Billion nine years later? Granted, Fiat has helped Chrysler stay afloat this long, but the idea that a different or expanded-share European ownership without any further detail would be a silver bullet is laughable.

I wonder how the Bucs feel about the execution of their legal team?

Who knew mountain climbing could be so hard?*

I encountere4d this same issue with “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” on premium cable. Not that I know any Chinese language, but the English subtitles were patronizingly dumbed down. I learned this when I had it muted and the closed captions (still in English) popped up; the characters actual names were in the…

I thought only airplane manufacturers were responsible enough for this arrangement.

Fake News!!1! Mr Ed is immortal!

A poll I’d like to see: What percentage of Americans think the country would be better off with Mr Ed as president?

He’d launch the nukes

As long as there’s Fox News (sic), they’ll never be irrelevant.

Why would his aides need to get his attention? They’ve already gotten the tax cuts and judges out of him, I don’t think that even the hardcore flunkies like Barr want Wet Fart donnie involved in anything anymore.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

Why would Mexico pay for The Wall? Magical thinking and the right wing echo-complex are a helluva drug.

Eh, all it would take is fox news to gin up her coverage and the Dems to run another relatively unpopular candidate with a weak campaign.

Ivanka seems to believe that no one outside of the U.S. knows that she’s Complicit.