Pretty sure that “Weird beard” is the T-Ball equivalent of “Fuck your mother!”

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Oceania coulda always been at war with Eastasia.

Fuck the west coast

I doubt Vlad would trust such a horse’s ass as donnie with any important details, but that doesn’t mean that Putin isn’t using him.

I had 3 MRIs two weeks ago, they’re definitely not the worst thing in the world, but no one looks forward to them. Also, doctors shouldn’t perform any procedure on a competent adult without consent.

“much.”

I’ll see your nightguard and raise you my CPAP

All faux-revolutions are made to service Capital, and always will be.

Bon Voyage!

You motherfucker, take your star and die!

Try a weighted blanket. They really do work.

For many the awakening will stop there, but we can hope that in some cases the caul over their eyes will continue to peel.

The Correct Take.

Rose belongs in the Hall, but posthumously. “Lifetime” means lifetime.

My Dad , born in the late `40s, comes from a family of labor democrats. about a decade and a half ago, he met and married a woman who’s very far to the right (“Take the oil!”). in the early 2000s, he was vocally anti-Bush Jr and in 2008 he wanted Hilary over Obama, but come 2016 he was spouting alex jones-tier memes…

I can only give you 1, but this comment deserves all the stars forever.

I might go make a sockpuppet just to give this more stars.

Womp womp