None. It’s not an elephant, it’s a drawing.

“Do you know who I am?” Sacca thundered repeatedly, according to an eyewitness, a Broadway theater worker who requested anonymity.

This story is missing some important details. Not sure what the situation is like on the Bolivian side of the lake, but I was just in Puno and Yachon on the Peruvian side and got some local insight. Of course there is the general issue that environmentalism isn’t ever going to be the strong suit of a developing…

omg if I had a live frog in my salad I would be so happy! I’d take him to the vet and everything, make sure he was ok. and then we’d be best friends! i love frogs.

I do agree, it’s great stuff. It’s the way it’s marketed that’s like...fetishizing though: “these women don’t even have all our money and technology but...THEY HAVE GREAT HAIR THANKS TO NATURE! And now you can too! But also keep your money and technology”

Looking forward to the low-budget direct-to-cable Goats on a Boat.

ooooooooooooohnooooooooooo

Forever 21 hundred dollars in debt

People are always trying to police my tits. YOU CANT HOLD THESE TITS DOWN!

That reminded me of the Narwhal song. And I’m perfectly ok with that.

Reading is for plebes.

......I don’t eat eggs, but, if Martha made the quiche, I’d eat it damn it!.....

I don’t really make much $$$ and that payment per post thing with Scott Disick made me sad as fuck, thanks

Kate loves quiche, which is something I discovered recently when she said, “I don’t know if you know this about me, but I love quiche.”

QUICHE?!

I had a work meeting at her magazine last year, and she not only stopped in to say hi, she sat down, chatted with me, then we ate quiche together. She was lovely, but no-nonsense. It was surreal.

Lots of stylists will do a free bang trim for you between haircuts! Just ask if your salon offers this. I finally got into the habit of scheduling a bang trim at the same time I schedule my next cut when I leave the salon, so I don’t flake out and end up doing it myself.

I feel like I missed that episode of Mad Men.

I’m fairly sure major home improvement is also the number one indicator for divorce- so it’ll either lead to instant death or the slower death of your relationship. Don’t do it.