So many tools out there making comments like “Damn I wish I was blind like Arya so I didn’t have to see that old-lady shit.” Just wait, someday you will be 90 years old and that will be what the woman you love most in the world looks like...

Good.

You’ll know that they don’t all look the same when you watch the movie and discover that two are very attractive and one is constantly overlooked by every male character.

I’m in.

I hate to say it, but the film was as painful as a UTI.

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

Only to Coachella

Really? Just making stuff up to get poutraged over today, huh?

Barack: “Michelle, we have a few months left. What else can we do to both inspire black youth and infuriate racist white folks?”

I look forward to Hollywood’s version of this historic day, told from the perspective of the white female calligrapher who filled out the name cards.

This is why I stalk you.

Ooh, corn jokes? I’m all ears.

They pop.

i do love a corny joke

A-maize-ing

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Now this child is going to grow up and never come out of her room because they let her stay in as long as she likes. Terrible parenting.