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YOU'RE RACIST FOR POSTING THIS PICTURE! HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WRITING ABOUT PARIS?!! TOO BUSY POSTING BOOB PICTURES YOU TODDLER PARIS BOOB RACIST!

This boob is very important. This boob sells monogrammed thermoses.

Same. I thought this was a feminist blog.

Wow, Jezebel. So disappointed in you.

Is my vacation fund a worthy cause? #PleaseSayYes

Please make GO FULL RIGHT WING STUPID into a bumper sticker to raise money for anything. I will pre-order a dozen.

Good.

More than 18,000 'very late term' abortions are performed every year on perfectly healthy unborn babies in America.

Comparing it to torture? But they don't have any problems with torture.

Nothing to feel bad about there. Not sure why you would. Allergies are serious business.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?" I then took a skewer out of one of the pieces of tempura, and plunged it finger deep into her eyeball.

I now have an image of Uncle Bubba weeping at the sight of a McRib. I thank you for that.

So, when Obama admitted to eating dog meat, he got criticized for it, and now that he can afford something better than dog meat, he gets criticized for it.

If I was Obama, who arguably has one of the shittiest jobs ever, I would eat fancy ass foods all day errr day.

Except there's no racism here, kids.

Allll. done.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but there's no suggestion that the President and First Lady had a meal that cost $1000. Fox chose to use Honolulu magazine as the source for the idea that "the bill for two can approach $1000." What are the chances that this bit of hypothetical puffery requires ordering an extremely…

The conservative media seems to completely forget that the POTUS makes a salary of $400,000+ a year. That's more than enough to spend a grand on dinner once and a while. And it's none of our fucking business what he spends his money on anyway.