Haha- I live in the DC area now and I have a friend who is constantly asking me to explain Mitch McConnell's political immortality. I think your explanation elegantly distills the problem to its core issue. :-)

Our early morning newscasters are basically the best. I think it was WAVE3 where they made giant versions of everyone's face and kept poking them at the early morning weather woman? And it was definitely WAVE where they kept playing creepy circus music mid-weather report because it creeped out the meteorologist —…

I love hearing from people who live in small(er) areas (not LA, NY, Chicago, etc) saying how much they like the people who live where they're from. I'm always more interested in smaller big cities than I am large metropolitan areas. Thank you for now turning me on to Louisville!

I'm originally from Louisville and it's full of awesome people who even out the craptacity of Mitch McConnell.

OMG I forgot about #nodisrespecttobenaffleck. Thank you for my LOL of the day.

I love this!! Partly because me and my boyfriend recreated the Kimye elevator picture and it was the most hilarious thing and also for their facial expressions. They have those faces down. #nodisrespecttobenaffleck

I don't know...I'm more impressed with Cowboy Hat. If only everyone responded to douchebags with a hearty "You're not doing that shit, motherfucker."

eh, i think cops and tsa agents tend to be middle of the road, with (mostly) moderate to liberal fiscal ideals, and way more racism than the average bear.

Well, orphan diseases in general are understudied and underfunded, even the ones that are present in more "affluent" ethnic groups like Ashkenazi Jews, but yeah, it probably doesn't help that there is no orphan disease present in WASPs, am I right?

Of course. The more melamin the victims have = the more dangerous it is. That is how science works.

Good, old fashioned racism at work, here.

If you think that's racist, then YOU'RE the real racist.

Really? I think feminism's biggest mistake was when it opened up the portal to the vampire dimension.

= "They seem a little more beige than the taxpaying residents who actually habit this particular area"

"They are all a little more 'tan' than the kids that live in my fancy pants neighborhood"

You're right, it's definitely just a class (and race, let's be real) issue that a lot of people feel is legitimate. For some reason, people have this weird over-protection of their Halloween candy that definitely cost them $20 for 15 pounds of candy.

THIS IS MY FUCKING STEP MOTHER IN LAW.

clearly not from this neighborhood

I passed out candy for the first time as an adult last year and it was SO FUN. So many little Spidermen. So many sweet princesses. So much candy. Halloween is the BEST.

I encourage everyone who is eligible to fill out online forms to join random class action lawsuits like this. Because you will forget about it after 10 minutes, but a year from now you will be having a horrible day, then you will go to your mailbox and find a Naked Juice/Red Bull check made out to you in the amount of…