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Who pissed in their Cheerios? The multiracial family from the earlier commercial.

I just wish immigrants today spoke English like our ancestors from Italy, Germany, Poland, France, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands...

I SWEAR TO GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. Amazing.

Like it matters. With Barack HUSSEIN Obama in the White House, we'll all be speaking MUSLIM within a few years anyway!

Who else saw this commercial live and waited for this article to pop up?

I felt like I was having a stroke while reading that. "Whether is Heather attempting suicide?" What??

As best as I can understand it, you're supposed to use the information to write the program. My partner is a computer programmer and he tried to explain it to me but then my head exploded and I had to go lie down.

Did I miss the reason why it was written as basically gibberish, on top of everything else?

BENGHAZI!!!!

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!

Did you turn spell check off?

They're, their and there are not the same word.

Good luck trying to get Americans to boycott cookies, GOP.

Why do most MENSA member seem to work at minimum wage jobs?

It's like the people who talk about their SAT scores when they're well into their 20s and 30s. Shhh, shh. It's okay. We get it, you have a smrt.

I actually laughed out loud. I am yet again reminded that book smarts/good grades does not equal intelligence.

Did you catch that? She gave you her GPA to the 3rd decimal point. She means business.

Go home, Mr. Huckabee. You're drunk.