Eric Cartman made chocolate milk out of Kenny’s ashes.

Elijah Wood, and I think he said it was because his parents were always right there with him. He was never thrown alone to the wolves. If my boy ever goes to Hollywood, there is NO WAY I will allow him to be alone with any adults.

NO. The ocean is too polluted as it is. 

Yeah, but they don’t want him.

SI is the one and only overwhelmingly pro-Trump borough.

Do you remember thong clips?

Larry Elder is so aggressively stupid. So, so stupid. I find myself whispering this about once a week.

THEY PLAYED BLURRED LINES OMG

I still can’t get over all the Brooke Shields stuff. And the fact that it was all apparently legal.

I fucking HAAAAAAATTTE him. Why does he have such a successful movie career? Why does he even exist? And why is he trying to act like Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch didn’t happen?

Bret Michaels, Jennifer Lawrence, Katy Perry, Wendy Williams, Mark Wahlberg

Did you even read the fuckin’ article, Edgelord?

So, the free lunch kids don’t get a reward because of something over which they have no control? That’s actually illegal in a lot of places.

That’s not at ALL what they said.

Are you FUCKING kidding me? Take your ass back to Corbin.

OH OH OH I forgot about all the marijuana overdose deaths in Colorado that Bevin is so afraid of.

Who is it? I KNOW THEM

NOT a KY dude! Fuck that piece of shit. We will never claim him.

K, as a Louisvillian, I’m keeping a running tally of Bevin’s brain feces:

GREAT. I have far too many disabled friends who were going to be royally screwed by Matt Bevin’s racist Medicaid law. That corrupt maniac is going to burn in hell.