spacey10
spacey10
spacey10

MY STATE ELECTED RAND PAUL, AND MITCH MCCONNELL MULTIPLE TIMES!

Hey man, go get yourself a bandaid.

I get a $5 bill in the mail twice a year for being in a drug trial, and I understand the beauty of surprise money. It's bliss.

umm, Campbells soup IS mmmmm good. Come at me bro.

I'm very sorry for your loss.

I've never understood this particular logic. Like, if she's UNfit for abortion, then she's suddenly FIT for motherhood? How could you possibly get from there to there? I've heard them scream about girls being too young to be able to handle abortion, but being young means handling 9 months of pregnancy and childbirth

Strange... my reptilian overlords told me that your parents were brother and sister.

Sasha's fat arms OMNOMNOMNOM

In the words of Beavis: BOIIIIIIII-IIIII-NNNGGGG

BEYONCE AND JAY-Z, YO! Google it, it's hilarious.

Illuminati.

Because it isn't like Sasha and Malia both look like Michelle basically spit into a petri dish, or anything. Nope, no familial resemblance there whatsoever.

I liked a profile, and my message was only the word hello. We are now married. Simple can go a long way.

Met my husband on OKCupid! :D

Where's Waldo? WHERE'S FUCKING WALDO?

Nope. Try again. The abortion clinic in my city won't even let you in the door without $700 upfront.

We just attempted to get my niece an abortion this weekend. She was required to call the clinic, and she and her mother both had to speak with the receptionist, and they were required to listen to a recorded message together. We had to spend 3 days on the phone trying to get a tiny amount of financial assistance,

Whether she knew it was illegal or not-she believed it was her only option. Dangerous, illegal, and very sad. This is a DIRECT outcome of anti-choice sentiments and legislation. If it were my little girl, I'd give her the pill, then stoically accept all the consequences.

That is not a good rule. That is NOT a thing that happens. I'm with Pinkham on this one.

The customers of an Italian restaurant who speak in a very obnoxiously stereotypical "Italian" accent, then laugh like maniacs...