SUNUVABITCH, STOP IT!!!!!

Dammit Guy, I was drinking coffee. You owe me a new laptop.

I'm suuuuuper late to the party, but I still have a story!

I have a good buddy who lives there, and he tells me all the wonderful things about the country. I envy him.

Oh, also, caregiver situations where the charges cannot be left alone at any time.

RESTAURANTS

Sure. I think it would probably work for you. Try to get someone else in your family to mention gift receipts, just in case!

Umm, no one is supposed to be invited to a shower without being invited to the wedding.

Or Indian. Those monster weddings involve the whole damned city.

A word of advice to everyone: DON'T register at Macy's. They're too pushy, they break etiquette rules, and they're too expensive. They want to contact your guests themselves to try to push them to buy stuff!

Or, she insists on paying so that she can control everything?

My mother had never heard of a gift registry, and was too afraid to tell anyone about it. She thought I should give a specific answer to each person who asked what I wanted.

Etiquette says that you should never mention gifts in your inviatations. Word-of-mouth only.

I discovered that if I hadn't made a registry, people would have given me really dumb stuff that I could never use in a million years. I have given so many things away to Goodwill since my shower and wedding. The registry helped people who did not know what to get, and others gave cash. That still didn't stop a few…

He apparently confessed.

I was let go from Job #2 due to being exposed to norovirus at Job #1.

Ahhh, the good 'ole days of being forced to wait tables while limping on a sprained ankle. Or being forced to work with unbuttoned pants due to gall bladder surgery incisions. I remember those times.

Frizzy hair can be hawt, yo.

A word of advice: If you are out, and a guy chats you up, and he tells you that he is either:

Where did he question your intelligence? And what does starting a sentence with the word "and" have to do with spell check?