Frizzy hair can be hawt, yo.

A word of advice: If you are out, and a guy chats you up, and he tells you that he is either:

Where did he question your intelligence? And what does starting a sentence with the word "and" have to do with spell check?

That pimple is Obama's fault, liberal!

Awww, aren't you just precious! :)

It looks to me like she got punished for lying.

Well, I am pretty crazy, to be honest.

Those are such abusive parents, having that processed, sugary, preservative-and-gluten-laden frankenfood in that house! And then to actually PUNISH this girl, rather than letting her navigate her unique circumstances come to her own conclusions about appropriate behavior! And then to SHAME her, by putting video of…

I've dated several true geniuses, and they were all total idiots. Every last one. They were not actually the type to brag about their intelligence, they were the real thing. Mathematicians, chess prodigies, published authors, musicians, people who could master ANYTHING they attempted in any area just by…

Or, insisting you're lying.

They drink. That's what they do.

Everyone else will think that YOUR wedding is THEIR wedding. It sucks. Good luck to you.

I thought for sure that Miss KY- Heather Renee French- was 25 when she won Miss America. Either I'm remembering wrong, or I'm overlooking some detail.

TURTLE!!! I had a million as a child, and loved them.

I didn't get to fully enjoy mine, because no one would leave me the hell alone. I eventually had to refuse photos, just so I could get a moment to sit down.

When I was a bridesmaid (only once in my life), I was still skinny. Alas, when I finally became a real bride, I wore Spanx AND a corset. Sigh...

Some of these people are children. That's really trashy.

Men are totez stoopid and can't be trusted with children, amirite? Women can only get A's in Home Ec class, amirite?

Ooh. I once ate at a sushi place years ago, that served complementary edamame. I had never before seen or heard of edamame before it was plopped in front of me. Yes, I attempted to eat it whole. Yes, it was terrible and difficult to chew. Yes, I wondered why a restaurant would serve something so awful. …

I know what it is! I know what it is!