Every time I order a Happy Meal for my great-nephew, I have to grit my damned teeth.

I thought she was still trying to get funding, though? Wouldn't her product expand and improve once she has enough money to invest?

Why not? Can you do it?

Who gives a flying fuck, seriously? She's not skeletal, she doesn't look unhealthy, and she did what SHE wanted with her own body. If she's successful, fine. If she hits the damn ground, fine too. Everyone needs to stop policing and concern-trolling.

Nice neck tattoo. Keepin' it classy.

Still not as much of a tear-jerker as last year's.

Aaaaand, TWO separate jokes in this thread were missed. Record?

I've never in my life seen a cuter child.

I could be seeing it completely incorrectly, but those girls do not look happy or comfortable being embraced by him.

Bragging about your "intellectual" achievements is VERY grown-up.

Trolololol

Thanks a lot, my pen suddenly became jammed in my ear somehow. I'm blaming you.

She's ALSO a fucking sexist.

She is a creep. He wasn't doing anything wrong, she's just a gross douchebag. Sorry, Jon's no angel, but this situation was uncalled for.

SERIOUSLY. She knows exactly how babies are made, she needs to stop, already.

You crack me up.

I don't know of these things. They must be quite rare.

Actually, I'm still unclear. Tell me about this "misbehavior" that makes women so unhuman. I have not seen it.

Thank you for teaching me the ways of life, oh wise one. I never knew any better.

Female what? Female humans? Then they would be called women.