Nice neck tattoo. Keepin' it classy.

Still not as much of a tear-jerker as last year's.

Aaaaand, TWO separate jokes in this thread were missed. Record?

I could be seeing it completely incorrectly, but those girls do not look happy or comfortable being embraced by him.

Bragging about your "intellectual" achievements is VERY grown-up.

Trolololol

Thanks a lot, my pen suddenly became jammed in my ear somehow. I'm blaming you.

She's ALSO a fucking sexist.

She is a creep. He wasn't doing anything wrong, she's just a gross douchebag. Sorry, Jon's no angel, but this situation was uncalled for.

SERIOUSLY. She knows exactly how babies are made, she needs to stop, already.

You crack me up.

I don't know of these things. They must be quite rare.

Actually, I'm still unclear. Tell me about this "misbehavior" that makes women so unhuman. I have not seen it.

Thank you for teaching me the ways of life, oh wise one. I never knew any better.

Female what? Female humans? Then they would be called women.

Learn punctuation.

I had a crush on him like crazy back in the day. He makes me retch now.

My favorite comments on the Catty Stanger article are: "Freedom of speech! So sick of everyone getting offended! How DARE you people say she can't speak her mind!"

Either take back him, or the shitty weather. Stop giving us your trash.

She can suck on my curly redhead behind.