The smaller parts are bad, but the bigger cities are nice.

You misspelled tabula.

You're gross.

99.9% is not a correct number. Most charities are real, and it's easy to know which ones.

No he doesn't. He's just smiling.

I think a stick of rock is actually a rock candy stick, maybe?

My dentist is Superdentist. He did my crown, right in the front, and you can't even tell I have a fake tooth there. So awesome.

Oh, my niece has the BEST shade of red hair (Julianne Moore red), and the HUGEST, doe-i-est vivid brown eyes on the planet. She's also freckled and tans well. Her son is 1/4 Asian 1/4 Polynesian. That house won multiple genetic lotteries.

They are probably forcing them to work, though.

The review of this one led me to this other one, and it made me happy.

He is completely aware of how bad the R word is, he just doesn't care.

Wait...wha? Christ, that's horrible. I'm so sorry.

How about spitting out tobacco spit directly onto the bus floor? Could everybody stop doing that, please?

You can put them on the table as long as you STAY WITH THEM. Too many people just walk away from babies, and that's when stuff happens. We put our baby in his Bumbo seat on the table so he could see everything, but we NEVER took one hand off.

My folks are adults... but Adult Protective Services isn't any better than Child Protective Services, believe you me.

Oh god. I've devoted my life to the mentally disabled. I work in a development center, and if anyone even THOUGHT of hurting one of my lovelies....... I'm on my way to California with a machete now.

One of my cats loves to sleep on my pillow when I'm not home. My being in my bed does not stop him, though. All night long, he will attempt to sit on my head while I'm trying to sleep. It's very cute but oh so annoying.

Cue the heavily offended broken sarcast-o-meters in 3...2...1...

If we could see the world through the eyes of someone with Down syndrome, we would be the luckiest people on earth.

Ahh, lovelies. So perfect in every way.