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You don’t have sympathy, bro ham: you have an irrational need to submit toward corporate authority and suspect anyone bringing grievances - especially grievances about inequality, racism, or sexism - instilled in you by a society you have no idea how to resist and refuse to even try.

Jesus, first they lied, then they whined that it was unfair, then they trotted out their tangential, bullshit progressive bonafides, then they sued. It’s like they found the “Bigot Bad-Play Handbook”. Why wouldn’t I believe everything those articles say now?

The craziest part is that the dude was dealing with complications from stomach surgery/possible stomach cancer the entire time. He was more or less dying to film a Street Fighter movie.

Must be why Jessica Jones won all those Emmy’s and Luke Cage didn’t. Oh wait neither of them did. It’s almost like being “Emmyworthy” isn’t shit and is entirely subjective.

Pffffff haha you have a poor grip on reality, friend.

Nobody involved with e-sports seems to give two shits about not being shitty bigots or just shitty people in general. Not Twitch, not any league, and not any team. They’re just ok with paying a bunch of immature, racist, sexist asshole dudes money to act like immature, racist, sexist asshole dudes, as long as they get…

This is a hundred and ten percent wrong. Men get death threats because they break some perceived boundary, women get rape threats and increased death threats for merely existing in the game industry AND breaking some kind of perceived boundary.

People are always looking for a way to reinvent the wheel. No one has ever figured out a full-proof way to make money off of every film released. You know what works, financially and creatively? Giving rookies the chance to fail or succeed and create massive successes.

You can make a blockbuster with soul and genuineness and still be an efficient director. The MCU just had two. Under the argument you’re making, Ryan Coogler and Taika Waititi would absolutely not be hired. In fact, it feels like you’re advocating for the same handful of directors to make major films forever until…

Mad Men: I’m never going to watch Mad Men. I like Jon Hamm, but I watched three episodes of Season 1 and fell asleep on all them. I’m out. Stop asking me about it. It’s over anyways.

This show has crazy, supervillain-level ass pulls to keep its antagonists a threat. They use a few bullets to get out of a base surrounded by walkers, their “zombify the Hilltop” plan only works because everybody in the house is deaf, Negan CONSTANTLY ESCAPES ANY SITUATION (at least until last time). It’s fucking…

Never underestimate people’s ability to cling to stuff like a drowning man in frigid water. I know people in their 20s who like TOS more than my parents who grew up on it.

Matrix Babies!
Your dreams are imprisoning you!
Matrix Babies!
You’re actually in a tub of goo!

A lot of Millenials grew up with the original movie series, TNG, Voyager, and Deep Space Nine. I didn’t see the TOS until college, so I never minded the changes they made to the reboot films because TOS never loomed very large in my mind - and I don’t really mind the ways they’ve gotten away from TOS in general. Star…

At some point in its conception, any superhero film just has to come to terms with the fact that it on some -even microscopic - level, can’t be fully grounded. The best ones find a balance or just live with their ninja-trained billionaire vigilantes fighting masked superstrong Middle Eastern terrorists that sound like…

1) Loki
2) Vision
3) Cap
4) Unfortunately, Hawkeye.

I hope it’s not Hawkeye. It’s too easy. He’s barely in there, and I have secret hope for somekind of Thunderbird movie with him in the lead.

The name of Rob Liefeld’s brief foray into gay porn comics.

Yeah... I’m from Fayetteville and everybody there says they’re from Atlanta. Just like people in Buckhead/Marietta/Jonesboro say they’re from Atlanta. Just like people in Downey, CA say they’re from LA. It’s a big sprawly city with a lot of suburbs. Frankly, it sounds like you haven’t been in Atlanta for very long if…

I’m just trying to figure out if I should resume watching it. I’ve seen every episode up to the mid-season return, but man I have had it up to here with this entire Negan War. Wrap it the fuck UP.