Because of Lambert’s, my dad will still throw rolls at me at dinners. He’s 71, and I’m 49. :-/

As a 30 year old woman who can count on one hand the number of orgasms I’ve ever had, I really hope that you go back and reread this article and perhaps take into consideration a couple of other things.

Big Business, Organized Labor, and the Tea Party are all sitting around a table. A plate of delicious warm cookies arrives. Big Business takes 11 of the cookies then turns to Tea Party and points to the remaining cookie and says "psst! Organized Labor is trying to take your cookie!"

You know what, I’m going to copy&paste a really good post I saw on Tumblr. Not my words, but I wish they were because they are so right.

Mel Gibson and John Travolta join them on my list.

Did you not see Edge of Tomorrow? Tom Cruise is out of the doghouse.

OMG. I thought I was the only person who was afflictied with this issue concerning Tom Cruise. I just can’t with him, the whole time I’m all like “What is this? What’s going on? Why is he doing that? WHY IS HE HERE?”

Well, he’s officially in my “Tom Cruise; Sorry because you’re such a lunatic, I can’t watch your movies” category now.

Was he so dumb he didn’t know what “reek” or “desperation” meant?

When I saw this, I thought I should share my story but didn’t because it’s so fucked up it’s almost unbelievable.

This list is false and I can only conclude that you have been paid off by the Burneko Industry. Shame on you for taking the Foodspin-Industrial Complex’s dirty money.

My cat was incredibly unhappy on my wedding day. She did attend the ceremony and behaved beautifully by staying put in her covered wagon and allowing herself to be fussed over by our guests. But while she was perfectly happy to snuggle up with strangers she shunned me all day. My normally cuddle happy cat repeatedly…

She wore a tie and greeted the florist.

It definitely was.

I’m staunchly Team Cake most of the time, but then I remember The Piemaker, my absolute ideal man, and I consider switching loyalties.

Have you considered the IUD? The pill made my vagina a literal sad face all the time so I switched. Was a back to being a horned up teenager those first blissful weeks.

lol no. this is the most fallacious comparison in the history of the world.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....