This list is false and I can only conclude that you have been paid off by the Burneko Industry. Shame on you for taking the Foodspin-Industrial Complex’s dirty money.

My cat was incredibly unhappy on my wedding day. She did attend the ceremony and behaved beautifully by staying put in her covered wagon and allowing herself to be fussed over by our guests. But while she was perfectly happy to snuggle up with strangers she shunned me all day. My normally cuddle happy cat repeatedly…

She wore a tie and greeted the florist.

It definitely was.

I’m staunchly Team Cake most of the time, but then I remember The Piemaker, my absolute ideal man, and I consider switching loyalties.

Have you considered the IUD? The pill made my vagina a literal sad face all the time so I switched. Was a back to being a horned up teenager those first blissful weeks.

lol no. this is the most fallacious comparison in the history of the world.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

Firstly our honeymoon destination was bombed a month before we were due to go (Bali 2015). Cancelled but they took all our $$. Oh well.

I brought pretty and sexy lingerie for the wedding night, and couldn't wait to show it off for my new husband. I'd never had such sweet little things to wear before in my life! I was anticipating so much romance and lovemaking and all the things a newlywed couple would revel in. Well, my husband had brought his idea…

My "honeymoon" was 2 weeks of my new MIL staying with us and sightseeing since she had never been to the country where we live before. She's lovely but... not super romantic.

But I always comfort myself with the story of my friend's honeymoon. They left for their honeymoon immediately after the wedding, which…

Goddammit, I get so tired of stupid high schools grandstanding on stupid prom. IT’S PROM. It’s a silly tradition that takes every adolescent social and sexual anxiety and squeezes it into formal wear. At the time, it feels like EVERYTHING. In retrospect, it’s just a fun memory of awkward groping and some…

Because you used to actually get "good jobs" if you went to college. Before their generation (Boomers) got super-selfish and destroyed society. And now they look down on us and call us selfish because interwebz. Projection, much?

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

Labs will eat anything. You could have done your report on paper he would have eaten it.

I got use "my cat ate my homework" once.

My cat actually ate my homework a few times. Those were the rare times my mother allowed me to call in sick and I'd have to redo my work and turn it in the next day. My cat LOVED tearing up and eating anything made of poster board.

Umm, I may have gone to school with you. If Canyon Vista rings an uncomfortable bell, well, we were in German together.