But... they're the cutest!!!!

Randy Marsh is just the best TV character. This has been stuck in my head for a week.

Ya ya ya. I am Lorde.

Oh! Well then

I work in the beauty industry and used to be a beauty editor. I have tried everything under the sun, work with chemists on a daily basis, been to skincare labs and interviewed dozens of derms. The single best thing you can do for your skin is to stay out of the sun. Full stop. Then, keep skin hydrated—use a…

I can't say I'm even remotely surprised. One of my coworkers is currently hawking that Arbonne nonsense, and she keeps mom-scolding me for not using "all-natural" makeup. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit (a lot of my expensive-ish products are Too Faced or Urban Decay or BareMinerals, which are often vegan or…

If you want Skincare Results, my unsolicited recommendation is to get into making your own products. The vast internet is full of recipes and forums and no-minimum suppliers. I've been making my own Vitamin C serum for a few years and it is boss. There is absolutely no need to shell out $250 for a face cream,…

Okay, sorry to be a downer, but DEAR GOD, why are all of those cats Persian/Himalayan? Fuck that shit. Someone please tell me that the animal talent agency that supplied those cats only/mostly uses rescues.

Yeah, my husband and I have kind-of missionary all the time, but usually it ends up with at least one of my legs waaaaaaaay out/up in a weird position. The next day I'm always like, "Damn, I really need to stretch more" *hobbles into kitchen for coffee and Advil*

So true, because when you're thighs aren't fully up near your head or toward the ceiling (which is its own discomfort sometimes) the dudes ramming in such a way that his body hurts your inner thighs and you do the funny walk the next day. Not good.

EVERYONE kinda likes that one!

I dunno, I kind of like this one...

He's a troublemaker, but he looks damn good in a cape.

Best tumblr ever is "Someone Ate This," almost entirely for the tags. Give it a visit.

now i am really worried jjs is owned by mephistopheles

Not true! All your waste water goes to the same place. A septic tank is a rural thing, for those of us not connected to city water. We have personal septic tanks, dug on our properties, and we have them pumped every couple of years. A big truck comes and pumps out our sewage and sends it to the city treatment system.…

Urine in the bladder (unless you have a UTI) is sterile. As in there are no living colonies of bacteria in the urine in your bladder. That's why a UTI can be such a big deal! On the other hand, urine coming out of your bladder has the chance to become...not-sterile. As it passes through your urethra and out of…

No, it is not. Why does this weird myth still exist?

Hey, everyone pees in the shower occasionally. If you're really bursting it's inconvenient to towel yourself off and walk to the toilet with your wet hair dripping all over the bathroom floor. But I'm still not in favor of normalizing it as acceptable behavior because it stinks, it's not sterile and it's fucking…

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