Yes. I believe that was the idea. Clearly not a GOOD idea, but an idea. I get them sometimes.

umm...*stammer*....I was cleaning up? And I thought they had bacteria...and well, have you seen Mr. Magoo? Picture a female version, hopefully a bit more attractive.

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

Nice, but could use more boots and pants and boots and pants.

My fiancé called to tell that he got married, as I sat on the bed, looking at my wedding gown.

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

I maintain that there is nothing good about Sriracha, both because it just makes whatever you put it on taste like Sriracha (as you point out), and because the taste of Sriracha sucks anyway. I held a party to celebrate* when that Lays Sriracha flavor lost out on becoming permanent last year.

One time I got broken up with by my long-time crush after officially dating for one whole day, yep. He strung me along for a long time before that happened. He broke up with me while in his car, after a party. (so I was drunk on 2 40oz of Cobra I think) He said we would never work together or something, I mostly…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

It doesn't look that great, but it is. IT. IS.

You are absolutely right and I'm a little weirded out now because I think I've been confusing the two ladies for ... years of television watching?

Grace Gummer! Not Mamie Gummer...don't worry, I made the same mistake. They could be twins.

Yeah crab pretzels are amazing. At Camden yards you can get the same crab imperial on waffle fries, and there is a huge old bay shaker nearby. mmmmmm. Being close to Baltimore does have its up side.

ROAD TRIP FOR EVERYBODY!

Whatever it is, it's worth it!

I idolized Claudia. She was clearly the best with her "almond shaped eyes and jet black hair".

Pffffft. Who only needs one garlic clove, seriously? I mean, I've needed one MORE garlic clove, but never just one ;) You should totally check out the garlic soup recipe on Smitten Kitchen. It's amazing.

I know we don't know each other very well, but I think we need to take a road trip to Maryland.

Don't just want a crab pretzel, I NEED a crab pretzel - I can't believe I haven't come across one before

I've never had a crab pretzel, but right now I want one so bad it hurts. With a side of fried Thai green beans.