Ha...I commented on this too. This looks very hemorrhage-ey.

Tag jokes are my favorite jokes.

Everybody's heart belongs to Carol Burnett. Especially if you were a theatre kid.

No one can ever replace Carol Burnett and Tim Curry.

Still not feeling Cameron Diaz as Miss Hannigan. Guess my heart belongs to Carol Burnett.

..was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

Right? And people feel sorry for us? Love and commitment and security are great and everything, but we're the ones who get to pee with the door open!

But how great is almond butter, though?

YEAH SINGLE PEOPLE FOR THE WIN!!*

For the Pop is bland and full of Errors.

Let me raise the stakes, here: I don't like creamsicles, either.

Crush level: Knope.

I may or may not have joined Tumblr simply to look at Sam Heughan gifs.

Throw a scrunchy in there and you've basically exhausted all of Cosmo's sex tips.

AHHH Yay! I've been waiting all day for this!

I Googled "Rocket Surgery," and thanks to you this image is now on its way to my house, adorning a T-shirt. I hope you're happy.

WHEN DOES YE OLDE BONING BEGIN.

"You have red wines and white wines, right? Then just take some red and white wine and mix them together!"

"Anything crunchy I am allergic to."