spacetimedoctor
spacetimedoctor
spacetimedoctor

Did Maria Von Trapp make this out of some Key West grandma's curtains for her?

Good lord, you're not joking.

I've noticed there haven't been any Deadspin posts since this was published.

Ain't no party like a back door party cuz a back door party starts really slowly, and nobody is allowed in until the host says so, and even then slow the fuck down or you aren't ever getting in there again unless you fucking slow down, stop, okay let me breath for a second, stop, I said knock it off, okay fucking

Oh, boy. Um. This isn't about me. This is about someone I was (and still am) with.

Oh man, I'm not even that big a fan of hairless cats, but that guy's ADORABLE.

STEAK AND SNAKE! STEAK! AND! SNAKE!!!

From clothing buying, I will tell you that's how manufacturers set up clothing bundles. Most do an even spread in a cluster three so a bundle might be 20S/20M/20L. Some (for whatever reason) have jacked up bundles (but their clothes are also dirt cheap) and they come is bundles like 60S/20M/20L. They aren't as many

I ended up working at Forever21 a little later in college. All the clothes come in plastic packs with twice as many smalls as mediums at the very least, and maybe one or two larges. The outliers are extra larges and smalls- there might not be either or there might only be an extra small in the pack. So I finally felt

Vanity sizing. It's the WORST. I'm petite and slim, but not super-skinny, and I am already or damn near sized out of stores like Ann Taylor and The Gap. What about legitimately tiny women, chain stores? Don't infantilize them and make them shop in the children's section.

Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

You would get PTSD every time you saw a group of people celebrating their culture in a stereotypical way.

#ItIsAllMen.

Nah, you've proven that there are plenty of other 'domestic' jokes that can be made WITHOUT resorting to domestic violence.

LOL.

We'll always have the comments section, spacetime. We'll always have the comments section.

HELL NO. 10 percent? You should have used the other information at your disposal (bacon cheeseburger + rabbinical school + phone number) to blackmail his ass.

Oooh or the dreaded "verbal tip." Whenever someone would start singing my praises, I could see my tip going down the drain. "You are SO good at your job!" "You're an AMAZING server!" When you first start out you might think that equates to a higher tip. Wrong.