Tried all that stuff. Pumpkin peels have worked.

When I had a very serious bout of cystic acne on top of the lifelong mild acne, I tried a number of remedies to end the agony. The thing that may have finally cleared me up - aside from leaving the panic attack inducing job - was cod liver oil, washing my face with only water and moisturizing with jojoba. This…

The Expendables 3 ... How To Train Your Dragon 2...

I don't understand this video. Why is he shooting on H2 untethered, in natural daylight, with no diffusion, no strobes, no nothing? It's them megapixels I guess...

"If you sleep too much you won't be able to sleep tonight."

Is this all one shot?!? This is like that shot at the end of the fourth episode of True Detective. I'm in awe of her.

But that's not the point of the "Good Kids" discount. Having been a server, there is a distinct difference between "Aww, this kid is having an off day" and "Jesus Fucking Christ, these kids are animals! Why are their parents allowing this shit?" I'm really not trolling you - I think if one of your kids had an off…

*personal baggage alert*

I have to go with La Comtesse. Major crush. Plus, have you seen the eyebrows? They are the arch tying together the Hemisphere of Wit and the Hemisphere of Character. I'm going 18th century on this Panegyrick.

This made me laugh really fucking hard.

Not all Brooklyns.

I thought, there is NO WAY this could be as hilarious as you say. Lo, I have been proven wrong.

"Yeah, Kevin, we can all look at the camera. The point is, you're not supposed to."

Seabisquik!!! OMG I LOVE THIS. What is wrong with me.

Oh, and one of the other names California Chrome almost got saddled with was "Seabisquik." So, you know, praise the racing gods.

There is a special place in hell for managers who comp the meals of total asshole customers. It only encourages them to keep their bad behavior up.

I'll add the unemployed finance guy living off unemployment who said homeless people were "leeches" that deserved to washed away into the sea. And then he sent me a ranting email about how he wasn't ever going to see me again because "real men" only want to go to diners (???????) and not apparently to the non-diner…

Watching stuff like this makes me so glad I live on the West coast...and then I remember about the entertainment industry.