In England everything means vagina

I love Lip!

I ran what he said about Rob Lowe in a quick Baldwin > Sane People translator and I'm fairly sure it was really:

64% of those who picked Steve McQueen thought they meant this one

Those wigs are hideous. And so is everything else. I hate when fashion houses splatter their name over everything. We get it. You dropped mad money for this crap.

I've never understood how privileged people (white men seem particularly prone to this) can't accept that THEY DON'T GET TO CHOOSE WHAT'S OFFENSIVE TO THE OFFENDED PARTY!! Just because you didn't mean to be offensive doesn't mean you weren't offensive.

Girls view the world completely differently than grown-ups do. They don't come at it with the same angles and baggage and all that stuff that we do.

I love NPR but I all-caps HATE a Prairie Home Companion. It is the worst.

Well fuck you for being 5' 11" and stealing what should've been my three inches.

LIES!

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I guess Lilo doesn't count as a princess. Which is too bad, because I love her and I think Lilo & Stitch is the most feminist movie Disney has done.

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I know it's aggravating to have to put the time into a decent opening message you send to a woman only to hear nothing back, but there's very good reasons you may get nothing back.

Finally, I've found my wedding dress.

...Excuse me, but where's the Pin? This needs to be on my board.

I was wildly suprised/shocked at good that movie was! It made me feel so many different feelings!

I think it really started with Mud - he was excellent in that movie and in this movie as well. I saw the first episode of True Detective on HBO and he is fantastic there as well. Things are looking up for him.

I would have. He is a fantastic actor who got sucked into the RomCom pit of hell. He's always been good, his movies just haven't been.