True story: just last week a date showed me this when I went back to his place. Apparently he saw the show when he was a kid.

Yay! Another video from FunnyCatsAndNiceFish! I really hate those videos from SomberCatsAndAssholeFish.

Heart-meltingly adorable!

Awww! I love your torties!!! Are they siblings?

I served a table full of "The Price is Right" models once (the restaurant was close to the studio). And one of them ordered a glass of "mer-lot" with a hard T. Good thing she was pretty.

Yes please! I think most of the guys I've slept with could use this extra help.

No, you claim them at the end of your shift; it's part of the check-out/clock-out process. (Check-out being where you settle with the restaurant, where you give the cash received for the meals and they give you the tips from the credit cards). And then the taxes are withheld from your paycheck. That's how servers walk…

When is a dick pic ever not unsolicited?

Way to edit out the crux of my argument. You declare your tips, and the taxes are withheld from your actual paycheck for your hourly earnings. So you still pay taxes on your tips, just not immediately.

Really well argued about something I've been saying for years! I think I love you even more now.

I think you're being a little naive here. No upper crusty types ("gentlemen") are going to look at any server (no matter the caliber of his/her service or the quality/prestige of the restaurant) as a social equal.

Totally wrong dude. A former server and bartender here, and you have to declare your tips to the IRS. Most places I work have it as part of a server's check-out/clock-out process. You have to declare at least 10% of your sales, even if you didn't make that much. Sometimes you make a bit more, which means a portion…

My best friend has a cat named Professor Plum!!!! You guys could start a Clue-themed playdate!

Well, I'm hoping that you get some good news, and if needed, an easy and painless surgery!

I'd get a second opinion from another dentist. A few years ago I was seeing this dentist and she kept saying I had gum recession and would need really expensive gum grafts. I didn't have the funds for that and I was so worried about her telling me about the problem that I avoided the dentist for a year. (Obviously, I…

YAAAAAAASSSS! Blue Spider Crab tag!

I saw a car with a "The Cheat" bumper sticker yesterday, and I could only hope that it was in reference to Homestar Runner. It was nostalgic fate.

I missed Bill talking—like old Bill's weirdo make-believe Southern drawl. It's like if the owl from the "how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop" tried to do a Southern Accent.

I was just coming here to ask this! I have the new episodes on my DVR, but last season was just so bad. I don't really care about most of the characters. I think I want to like it because of the cast's sci-fi/fantasy pedigree.

PRO: Erik's 80s Andrew McCarthy hair