spacetimedoctor
spacetimedoctor
spacetimedoctor

I agree with your entire list.

I have one of those clueless persistent texters. I went to high school with this dude, then he randomly started sexting me, and I hadn't even thought about this guy in years, let alone indicated any interest in him. Then I got an unsolicited dick pic (is there any other kind?) and went radio silent. He still tries

I hate lemons in my water! If it's on the side of the glass, I can deal. But if there are lemons IN my water, we have a problem. I used to send it back because I really don't like the taste of lemon water, but I deal with it now that I'm a bit more of an adult.

Classic liberal response.

Because companies have switched to using internships and contract employees to avoid paying people for the work they do, there's almost no way for young people to actually have a career and make a decent living. It's gutted the middle class and fucked my generation royally.

This is a must for any theater kid! I watch it over and over again and it never gets old.

I applaud your bravery!

So do you just not want to be trendy? Or do you want to be thanked for your hard work? Why are you so antagonistic about this?

I'm trying to picture how this was achieved. Aren't the tampon boxes at least 4 feet off the ground?

That's so shady. Occasionally, I would charge a card the wrong amount, but then you just get a manager to delete that charge and then run the card for the correct amount. Then I would profusely apologize and say that they may see the incorrect amount in their online account, but the card would only be charged once

I have two female cats, that we got about a year about. I have had them for five years now and they still don't really get along. The first cat I had is a bug bully and terrorizes the other one. But they do both sleep on the bed and on the couch, I just have to be in the middle.

Embarrassing confession: I had a huge crush on Kevin Spacey when I was in middle school. I feel in love with his voice in "A Bug's Life" and then sought out all his other films. My parents thought it was weird that I kept renting (I know, I know) these dark, usually rated-R adult movies. But they let me, and I'll

"Being engulfed in 360 degrees of foot smell"

My roommate and I drove up to San Fran to sample his brother's new batch of pot that he had grown. We were hanging out with my roommates' brother and his roommates, passing around a 3-foot bong and a glass pipe simultaneously (overkill, I know).

I think I may have a similar problem: small mouth, wide tongue. But my teeth are pretty big and I even had several adult teeth removed permanently before I got braces. Then in high school, my orthodontist declared that I have a "bilateral tongue thrust," which means when I swallow, my tongue pushes out on the sides of

That probably explains it. I'm in my 20s but I break out into hives/get epilepsy when I go into a Forever 21. Plus I live in LA, so I'm competing with the tiny actors and models for the small sizes.

Where are you shopping?! I can never find extra smalls, only larges and extra larges.