I thought the unmentioned second Billy Wayne bit, about HIV, was a highlight, partially in that it was the only nonscatalogical bit, but especially when they reversed the “clang!, freeze screen, invert colors, zoom in” effect on Billy Wayne himself.

‘80s jocks were right - nerds are bad fucking news.

Well, if it seriously threatened to lay waste to Earth’s biosphere and end civilization as we know it, I’m guessing Americans would elect it President.