Patriarchal men “ require women to stay docile, thin, constricted, and pliant,” says this essay, adding “Madonna is none of those things.”  The NFTs represent her as ALL those things.

There isn’t much actual depth to the lore though of FROM games though. The Soul’s series use the vague and mysterious bread crumbs to create a pseudo-esoteric atmosphere. Virtually all the “lore” from the games is at best fan theories. Don’t get me wrong, i like that. The lack of a narrative structure helps build an…

Starting to think that the MCU only has cameos going for it of late. With SM:NWH and now this, it could turn it the phase of; no story, and cheap gimmicks. 

I suppose this is as much confirmation as we can hope for that the Breath of the Wild sequel won’t release this year. We already know it’s not coming in the first half of 2022, so unless Nintendo wants to pit Zelda against Pokémon, which seems unlikely, we won’t see Zelda until at least 2023. 

Another day, another Sisi gatcha shill.

I feel I have to share because seeing Panam and Judy sleeping like this already has me getting so emotional

Airship fortress is my favorite Mario Kart track ever so I’m happy either way. 

Except he was *never* badass.

I think calling him a competent bounty hunter is overselling it. He did one thing of note, wait until after the Falcon detatched itself from the star destroyer and follow it, and as far as we know it’s just because he was taking a shit the entire time (he drank blue milk and he’s lactose intolerant) and just happened…

How do you remake a movie whose entire premise is based on knowing as little as possible about it before going in?

Free Guy? Lol

“Spin the background to hide lazy animation and poor keyframes” is my least favorite nu anime trope. Their feet never index to a part of the ground so it just looks bad.

Fuck everything about this.

This is similar to the time I asked my professor to eat a bag of mixed, unmarked pills with me to see what happens.

You know what this immediately reminds me of? People cheering on a roller for a craps table. It’s fun, but it’s still gambling.

For a while I would play it every couple of years and beat it in a single day. Now, with the advent of radomizers it’s given the game a 2nd breath in my view. Check out ootrandomizer.com if you want to give it a go.

Cloud was also injected with some suspicious stuff that made him temporarily lose his sanity so, you know, at least this tracks.

My response to Sora versus my response to Byleth made me aware that it’s not REALLY the fact that it’s another sword wielder that bothers me, it’s that so many of the sword wielders feel generic compared to one another. The Fire Emblem characters almost all feel a little samey gameplay wise, but besides that, they…

Dude, if you’ve convinced yourself that the older, kinja-less version of the AVClub would go any easier on this trifle, I don’t know what to tell you.

I hope Bonnie Tyler is getting paid, this is the second trailer this week that’s used that song.