I predict that when Giuliani dies, it will be on live TV and he’ll die because his head just spontaneously falls off of his neck. People won’t find it odd because he acts like a living cartoon anyway.

If we extend this list to more than ten items, I’d like to add John Krasinski’s YT show that was supposed to deliver goodness and joy, but instead ending up being a con for him to increase his bottom line. Even at the start I had my doubts of what his true intentions were (figured it was to gain goodwill for the…

Ruthkanda Forever

uh. amazon bought whole foods a couple years ago. he also owns the washington post.

I’ve read a tepid review from him once, though I can’t recall what it was for. Mostly I just had to stop since I always disagreed. Germain recognizing something is enough for him to like it. The last thing I read was the discussion of Ready Player Two with Beth Elderkin that basically went with him agreeing with all…

Yeah... The had something decent on their hands with The Mandalorian, but then they gotta fuck everything up by being all fanservice-y and bringing Boba Fett and Luke Skywalker into this. Basically, the same thing that ruined the last movie. I’m close to not caring about any of it anymore.

On an ideological level, superhero movies are all about maintaining the status quo, arguing that power can only be responsibly held by an elite few who are “capable” of handling it. And while Wonder Woman 1984’s message is partially a warning about greed—a suitable theme for a movie set in the Wall Street decade—it…

I’ll put a little more stock in Katie Rife’s review than Germain Lussier’s. He’s enthusiastic about everything, to the point where you might as well skip his assessements because they’re all “It was great! I loved it!”

I’m always baffled by the love for Rogue One, which is bottom tier Star Wars. That big “hope” speech is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve watched in theaters.

I totally agree with the following take on Rogue One, and I’m always disconcerted how the general opinion of the film seems to overlook how badly structured and written it was, and how little of it was anything meaningful beyond “Star Wars, except dark, except not really. Here, enjoy some completely gratuitous,…

You say “jokingly predicted”...but honestly, what else could it have possibly been? It’s THE signature Sephiroth move

You can dump it to easy mode and beat him in 30 seconds. It’s not that big of a deal lol. 

The Paz gag was outrageously audacious, and I loved it.

Same. Between this and the spirit of MGS’ Paz equipping a Bob-omb, the devs have a (lovely) sick sense of humor.

Just rewatched it a couple of weeks ago, and can totally second that motion. It’s crazy how much of the movie is sold on the effortless-looking chemistry between Clooney and Pitt. My favorite scene is Clooney talking himself into recruiting an eleventh member while Pitt sits slumped over the bar, looking at nothing,…

I’m still enjoying Mando, but my enjoyment comes when the show is doing its own thing week to week, and not just trotting out fan favorite characters and lore as it tries to paste the franchise’s myriad personalities and tones to one another. Kinda sounds like they’re revving their engines for more fan favorite…

Lot of buzz about this one. 

...isn’t this entire article about how the much Sony doesn’t care about accessibility? Am I...stupid? I’m really confused now.

Yeah, if only someone wrote an article pointing out how inaccessible the PS5 currently is...