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Yeah... The had something decent on their hands with The Mandalorian, but then they gotta fuck everything up by being all fanservice-y and bringing Boba Fett and Luke Skywalker into this. Basically, the same thing that ruined the last movie. I’m close to not caring about any of it anymore.

I’m always baffled by the love for Rogue One, which is bottom tier Star Wars. That big “hope” speech is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve watched in theaters.

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I totally agree with the following take on Rogue One, and I’m always disconcerted how the general opinion of the film seems to overlook how badly structured and written it was, and how little of it was anything meaningful beyond “Star Wars, except dark, except not really. Here, enjoy some completely gratuitous,

You say “jokingly predicted”...but honestly, what else could it have possibly been? It’s THE signature Sephiroth move

You can dump it to easy mode and beat him in 30 seconds. It’s not that big of a deal lol. 

The Paz gag was outrageously audacious, and I loved it.

Same. Between this and the spirit of MGS’ Paz equipping a Bob-omb, the devs have a (lovely) sick sense of humor.

Just rewatched it a couple of weeks ago, and can totally second that motion. It’s crazy how much of the movie is sold on the effortless-looking chemistry between Clooney and Pitt. My favorite scene is Clooney talking himself into recruiting an eleventh member while Pitt sits slumped over the bar, looking at nothing,

I’m still enjoying Mando, but my enjoyment comes when the show is doing its own thing week to week, and not just trotting out fan favorite characters and lore as it tries to paste the franchise’s myriad personalities and tones to one another. Kinda sounds like they’re revving their engines for more fan favorite

Clearly the Snyder version is the one to watch, despite being much longer. The eerie remove of the French plantation scene really contrasts with the horrors of the less fortunate outside. And people complaining about the Playboy Bunnies being too much don’t seem to understand that they’re watching a FUCKING WAR going

Lot of buzz about this one. 

...isn’t this entire article about how the much Sony doesn’t care about accessibility? Am I...stupid? I’m really confused now.

Yeah, if only someone wrote an article pointing out how inaccessible the PS5 currently is...

They’re running it on a PC, pre-day 1 performance patch, so any performance metrics are gonna be pretty useless. They tried to get a console code and couldn’t. 

This. Coming to Witcher 3 later I got the benefit of patches, plus mods that got rid of all the fiddly stuff I didn’t want to engage with (mainly encumbrance and weapon degradation).

If you want your reviewers to clap like a seal because the game looks and feels expensive, IGN.com is right there.

This is 2020's version of telling people your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

This hating pineapple on a pizza thing is just a boring internet affectation brought about by the social media hive mind. This is 2020's version of telling people your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious. You fuckers all hate it because pop culture tells you to hate it.