You Greg Heads will always find a way to shit on my man Tim. Really disrespectful to the legacy of Tom Cruise Heidecker.

Wouldn’t be fair to the rest of ‘em.

I love that this article exists and I love a lot about it but one of my favourite parts is that you apparently could have just asked your cousin Jeff to introduce you to her.

I lost my whole Gamecube memory card while playing F-Zero GX. The game frequently loads memory card data when accessing custom vehicles and you get used to mashing A to get through the menus. Turns out, that if the game encounters an error when reading from the card, it will immediately prompt to reformat the card and…

They seem to be the rare conservative humor site that isn’t using racism, sexism and homophobia as the basis for most of their punchlines.

I mean, the hunters on Monster Hunter World’s boxart are using beginner weapons and armor that take more damage from fire while facing down a Rathalos. Ain’t seeing fans nitpick that.

If you were someone who cared wouldn’t you want to know it was faked? I don’t get the anger here.

People don’t really fake progressivism in poltics to get rich. What? Who gets rich out of that? You can get rich being a liberal in the DNC like the Clintons, but a progressive? If you go too far in ‘faking it’ you get shunned out by the estabilishment. You run the risk of going too close to Bernie Sanders, after all.

Yeah, never think about anything. Just buy or don’t buy. Criticism, critique, even stopping for one moment to say “Does this make sense?”: not even once!

Why is anyone shocked? Ya’ll really thought CDPR was different?

Yeah, but he was pretty amazing at CrossFit.

Aimee wins, not close.

*small slimy mat of cyanobacteria floats by*

You know that joke about Rise of Skywalker being written and directed by Reddit? That applies just as well to The Mandalorian, only it’s obsessed with Star Wars fanservice rather than “fixing” The Last Jedi with the worst fanboy ideas ever.

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yeah i really cared when....those guys...died. they really had compelling characters and their sacrifice made me emotional. it was really cool that the movie didn’t end on their sacrifice but on how cool darth vader was for murdering all their comrades tho